the internet is a danger and i think we all need to be aware of the kind of language our children are using there!!!! here’s a handy slang guide for parents
- OMG: ogle my girth
- BRB: boobs really bounce
- SMH: stroking my hoo-hah
- KMS: kiss my scrotum
- WTF: wow! titty-fucking!
- TTYL: touch titties? yes, let’s.
- JFC: jizz fun, cool!
- PKMN: pokemon
Today was fabbbbbb
Woke up to him cuddling me
Showers cuddles kisses
Lunch at an awesome Malaysian restaurant
More cuddles and a nap at his house
And just entered a food coma cause by a delicious Nutella pizza
Only wish he wasn’t working tonight and was here with me :(